Sunday, 16 May 2021

Column 279




Leo, Roving Reporter
Report from: My desk
Story filed: Pigeon!!


Hi people, Leo here. Today I'll be talking about a PIGEON!!.....oh yeah a wood pigeon somehow got stuck in my room .... again. Last time it was another type of bird but that still counts. This time I was at a friend's house sleeping over so I didn't witness the PIGEON!! in my room but my mum did. My mum was walking down the hallway when she looked in my room. At first she thought the PIGEON!! wasn't real or that it was a stuffed one that somehow had been attached to my window sill - so she was wondering where I got that from and then it struck her that it was real. Mum then spent some time getting it out of there. How? Well, she closed all the doors to the other rooms and opened the front door so the bird could fly out. Eventually the bird did that but the PIGEON!! left a little poop on by bed as a present (I've already changed the bed covers). The PIGEON!! must have come through the front room chimney, through the hallway and into my room. Clever bird. Hmmm we should block that chimney up.           

PIGEON!!

Until next time 
Leo Roving Reporter