Monday, 5 October 2020

Column 258


Leo, Roving Reporter
Report from: Bathurst
Story filed: The downside of growing up

Hi people, it's Leo here. Today I'll be talking about one of the things that I think really sucks. Growing up. Not as in growing up from a child to an adult but growing up as in getting taller and bigger. Why? Because that leads to growing out of things, some examples are... growing out of your favorite t-shirt or shoes, being given responsibility when you get older or in my case getting too big to ride my fairly new bike. I got this bike not long ago but I've soon outgrown it. It still fits me but it's just getting a little bit small. This is a real shame because it's a really nice bike but I have a plan. When it finally gets too small for me, I'll just put it up on online marketplaces. Simple. And if I'm successful in selling my bike, the money I will receive will go towards helping me buy a new one, just bigger. But for now I'm going to enjoy the bike while I have it.

Until next time
Leo Roving Reporter