Sunday, 10 May 2020

Column 239


Leo, Roving Reporter
Report from: My Desk

Story filed: Micro Fiction #9


Hi people it's Leo here. Today I'd like to tell you a story.

Breaking News
A box has been attacked in a house in an urban suburb, by none other than the dangerous terror-kittycat Miko. Locals reported a loud disturbance in the neighbourhood which started with the sound of an angry cat, chewing loudly on cardboard. We were lucky to get an interview with some of the eyewitnesses. In their description of the event, they said that they were going out to lunch, when a small cat with a sledge hammer walked into a house (known to be the house of Mr Cardboard Box). Then, the sledge hammer flew out of the window and the cat that had gone into the house, came running outside with Mr Cardboard Box over her head and she ran down the street. We can assure you that dangerous terror-kittycat Miko is now in custody of the relevant authorities and that there is nothing to worry about. Now that dangerous terror-kittycat Miko is safely tired-out, the kittycat will face court later this afternoon in order to see if she gets any dinner tonight.

Until next time
Leo Roving Reporter