Tuesday, 23 April 2019

Column 192




Leo, Roving Reporter
Report from: Bathurst
Story filed:  Micro Fiction

Hi people, it's Leo here. Today I am going to tell you a short story.

The Chicken
Action!
"Welcome back to another episode of Dangerous Beasts of the World. We're joined by our host Jack Butterfingers."
"The Beast was last seen destroying the Statue of Liberty and then it swam to Madagascar! We are now at the location of the last sighting of The Beast...here it comes. Viewers at home, I present The Beast......The Chicken! Dum dum duuumm!!!"

Cluck cluck cluck...."Here it comes, oh no.... help,.help! Run, run for your life....oh no....the horrid, horrid pecking..."

Off camera we hear a blood curdling "cluck, cluck, cluck..."

The End

Until next time
Leo Roving Reporter